Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Review
Reel Rating: 8.5/10 | 3-min read | Rated PG
WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR âGLASS ONIONâ
Glass Onion is a whodunnit on top of a whodunnit on top of a whodunnit all being controlled by the puppet master himself, Rian Johnson. Thereâs not much I can give away without spoiling the fun; Everything is bigger and brighter this time around for Benoit Blanc as tech billionaire Miles Bron invites his friends for a getaway on his private Greek island. But when someone turns up dead, Blanc is put on the case and must solve one of the smartest and dumbest mysteries of his career.
I was a huge fan of the first Knives Out film, itâs definitely the best modern-day murder mystery Iâve seen. So when it was announced that Netflix had acquired it and was going to make more I was ecstatic. I should say that Glass Onion started at an automatic disadvantage given that I was unable to watch this one in theatres. Netflix made this weird decision only to give Glass Onion a 1-week theatre run and then take it straight to streaming. Netflix please never do anything like this again, I am quite sure this alternative release method did not yield the result you were hoping for. Knives Out is a series that is meant to be seen on the big screen!
The highly anticipated sequel, as with Knives Out (2019), was a very enjoyable first watch! No matter how much I ponder upon what couldâve been after the fact, it will do nothing to diminish the enjoyment you get while this mystery unravels in front of your eyes for the first time. There is a lot to love in Glass Onion, most of that can be attributed to Daniel Craigâs enthusiastic performance and a story that keeps you guessing from beginning to end, but was this movie bright enough to escape the shadow of the original? The answer to that is almost as complex as its plot:
Rian Johnson is a Master of the Whodunit!
Rian Johnsonâs storytelling style is like a weaving river; just when you think you know whatâs gonna happen, a current comes and takes you in the complete opposite direction. A good puppetmaster lets the audience believe they are the experts, constantly throughout the film I was pinpointing moments like âoh here we go back to the first oneâ. As if I was hoping that there was an end to his genius, or that I had actually outsmarted the mystery like I was Benoit Blanc. But every time I felt like I had it, Glass Onion sent a little reminder that said âNope, no you donâtâ.
Especially loved the detail about Dukeâs cup, a forced fabrication causing the audience to question what they even saw. What an amazing way to get viewers involved, I was definitely sitting there saying âHe totally handed Duke the cup!â Having the benefit of being able to rewind because of its immediate release on Netflix, an option I didnât have for the first movie. I was tempted to rewind initially because I know what I saw. Though I could feel that maybe this was another one of Rianâs tricks, and it wasâŚbrilliant.
There is only one more film under the current Knives Out contract, and I believe this third upcoming film will be the ultimate test for Rian Johsnon to solidify himself as one of the greatest mystery writers of all time. Making one successful film is achievable, you can get lucky on the second riding high on the success of the original, but making a standout third film means youâre truly one of the greats. I believe Rian Johson has the talent to do this, but there are a few aspects of Glass Onion that will need to be improved on for Knives Out 3 to achieve this.
A New Cast & A New Mystery: Peeling Back the Layers of Glass Onion
I always feel that the hardest task for a Whodunit is to come back and one-up themselves. That is an extremely hard thing to do. Now did Glass Onion one up the original? In many ways yes. It is a complete testament to Rian Johnsonâs ability that I donât have all the pieces worked out until 2hr18min of a 2hr20min movie. Knives Out 2 brings together another great ensemble cast, I donât know if it was the flashiness or ultra-scaleup of the sets and cinematography, but the characters just didnât wow me as much as the first film. They all felt somewhat miscast in their roles, maybe not miscast but just lacking some of the traits the characters you would expect the characters to possess. The entire film felt like a subtle satire, and Iâve loved movies like this in the past; Tropic Thunder (2009) is one of my go-to films, but thatâs just not the tone I want from a movie like Glass Onion, not to this extent at least.
This is a consistent theme from the first film, but I donât believe youâre meant to like any of these supporting characters, I mean they enter the story as shitheads and leave the story as shitheads. And because nobody really exhibits any development other than Whiskey (Madelyn Cline), in Glass Onion they just become replaceable side characters. Edward Norton was alright, I mean he should be given the amount of screen time and storylines revolving around him, but itâs far from his best work.
Janelle Monae did an excellent job just like her character counterpart played by Ana De Armas in the first film. I do love how in spite of the circumstances of the story, like most people, you could see her character Helen was having fun solving the mystery. Her dynamic with Blanc was great and always kept me smiling throughout the film, a great casting choice.
The real star of the show for Knives Out will always be the writing. Like an Agatha Christie âPoirotâ mystery, the supporting cast will always change depending on the case, but I definitely feel thereâs room to improve casting-wise for Knives Out 3.
Letâs Talk about Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc
In his second bout as the notorious detective. Daniel Craig brings much more than that memorable southern droll to the table. With Glass Onion, Craig shows a much more human side to Benoit, and heâs a joy to watch in every scene. Rian Johnson said that he was heavily inspired by Agatha Christieâs Poirot, and you can definitely see it in Craigâs performance. Heâs also astronomically better than the actual Poirot reboot being led by Kenneth Branagh.
Benoit Blancâs entire character in Glass Onion was a definite attempt to distance himself from James Bond. Whether thatâs thick southern droll, colourful outfits, or his subtle homosexuality. Craig has shown that he not only wants to keep acting for the foreseeable future but is also someone that studios donât have to worry about being typecast by fans. The classic Bond smoulder though looks like itâs here to stay.
My Big Problem with Glass Onion:
Thereâs one big reason why I feel Glass Onion will never surpass Knives Out in my head, and it all has to do with the ending. After watching Knives Out, you leave the story with an unquestionable ending. The Murder had been solved, Hugh (Chris Evans) went to jail, Harlan left everything to Marta, and there was nothing that the family could do about it. Case closed.
The conclusion of Glass Onion felt less certain of itself. I couldnât tell if the good guys actually won or not. Even though Helen (Janelle Monae) seemingly gets the last laugh on Miles (Edward Norton) by blowing up the Glass Onion, and having all the âfriendsâ turn on him, what does this do for the overall case of getting justice for Andy? Just hear me out:
Miles burned the original napkin, the only piece of evidence that they could use to overturn the case. On top of that, even if the friends change their testimonies, they will be convicted of perjury, and their words probably wonât mean anything going forward. Given this, I just canât see a future for these characters where this isnât just a minor blip in the grass for Miles Bronâs billionaire resources.
Perhaps they find a way to convict him for Andyâs murder, but having no witnesses combined with no evidence, we just canât say anything for certain.
Now dwelling on what happens after the curtains have closed shouldnât be the biggest deal to the audience, and thereâs a chance none of what I have just said would actually happen, but given how much the ending of Knives Out sealed the envelope on that story I didnât think Rian Jobson would leave this one so open-ended đ¤ˇââď¸
The Future of Netflix Movies: Bring Knives Out Back To Theatres!
Glass Onion is a great film, though because of Netflixâs decision to only play the film in theatres for one week, the made-for-the-big-screen Knives Out sequel will likely get drowned in this sea of Netflixâs streaming content. Even Rian Johnson is personally campaigning for his own film to have an extended theatre run. The film reportedly only pulled in $15 million at the worldwide box office during its theatrical run, falling plenty short of its predecessor which earned $313 million. I just canât see how Netflix plans on making up that difference in new subscribers, and Iâm hoping that leads to Glass Onion being released back into theatres đ¤
Seriously Netflix, I do wish I could have seen this in theatres. Please donât make the same mistake with Knives Out 3, or any original movies going forward.
You can watch Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery NOW on Netflix. Though for the best viewing experience I would totally recommend going to the theatre if itâs playing.
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